Allow Fake Moustaches in church in Alabama!!
This petition is to make it legal to wear fake moustaches in church in Alabama. It is currently illegal to wear them due to the fact that they may cause interupting laughter. This I believe is prejedu... continue reading »
"Ya ain't wrong there, Jammo. If ya look like a goddamn woman yer gonna get porked, even in a church. The mustache is probably a good idea in your case."
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"repeal this insidious legislation!"
"Used to couldn't wear no fakies in our churches round these parts but folks finally started realizing that our tendency for inbreeding makes for peculiarities such as bald-faced men and some folks that aint got no sweat glands, god love em."
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"Viva La Revolcion!"
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"Viva le Moustache!"
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"i love big ginger moustaches!!"
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"I love hair"
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"I can't grow a moustache so I am to embarassed to go to church in Albama, even though I have strong religious views and live in this state. Please help my cause, Thank you."
"For the greater good!"
"Rolll Tide"
"Please let me wear my moustache i feel naked without it"
"may the unhairy return to church with pride! and a fake moustache!"
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