Allow people to eat jizz in public!

We the undersigned feel that it is a terible indigtment that we are not allowed to either 'whack off' or even eat some nice jizz simply because society deems this practice unacceptable!!! continue reading »

15 signatures Goal: 5,000
All Signatures (15 total)
1.
cock Shombo · shobsville 4 November 2010

"w00t "

2.
jeri534 · wut 3 November 2010

"wut wut wut?!? I want to eat my jizz wut wut wut?!?"

3.
Hannibal Lectur · New York 11 August 2010

"I whole-heartedly offer my unadulterated sympathy for your rather unfortunate situation. I too, enjoy and often indulge in a rather... taboo practice which society currently deems socially unacceptable. Ah well, such is life. I take my leave of you unt"

4.
tyler · lawrence 4 August 2010

"did you know that oral sex is illegal in kansas!? it's pitiful *sigh*"

5.
SARAH HOLMES · CHULA VISTA 30 July 2010
6.
Roger · none 23 July 2010

"Hear ye, hear ye!"

7.
la;skjfd · l;kjafds 22 July 2010

"YEA!"

8.
Masturbation Station · rd 1 June 2010

"wooooooooo wank wank wank"

9.
Amo Roma 19 May 2010

"I would love to eat your jizz or whack off with you. sign my petition called "I need help in my pants" Submitted on: 5-18-2001"

10.
Vanessa Alund · Menands 13 May 2010

"Yea!! People should eat jizz all day!!"

11.
Paul Enqvist · North Bay 8 May 2010

"Give people to do what they want, society is too bossy."

12.
Paul R. Welke · Edmonton 6 May 2010
13.
Huge Cock · big balls 22 March 2010

"i love to wack off in front of people it turns me on i love it when people eat jizz in front of me OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO HORNY I JUST WANNA WACK OFF EVERYWHERE U KNOW WHAT TURNS ME ON THE MOST IS OTHER PEOPEL WACKING OFF U "

14.
appalingatheist · nvjnuenruged 21 February 2010

"FUCKING CHRISTIANS!!!!!!!! "

15.
Jacky Zahn · Mt. Pleasant 14 January 2010

"I agree with this, I'd love to see guys whackin off in public, But what about girls?? e mail me at jacky_rulz@hotmail.com"