Amendment for the Ban of Heterosexual Marriage Ban Petitions

I believe that we, the American people, need an amendment to ban repulsive petitions which seek to ban the most sacred and traditional ceremony in the history of humanity: Heterosexual Marriage. Stop the straight-bashers who fail to realize that the human world could quite possiblty cease to exist without legal heterosexual marriage. If anything is to be banned, it should be homosexual marriage, which fails to contribute anything to society as a whole. Namely: children. Please sign this petition if you believe that the "Amendment for the Ban of Heterosexual Marriage" petition is stupid and just all around wrong.