An End to WFMU Message Board Spam.

We the undersigned, a coalition of posters, lurkers and trolls from the WFMU message board, hereby express our displeasure at the recent influx of spam on said board.
While we recognise that the spam is more often than not of greater interest than the genuine posts, the sheer volume of spam is so overwhelming that we hereby pledge a broad boycott and embargo on the following until such time that the spam ceases.

1. We will not buy Cheap Viagra.
2. We will not buy Generic Viagra.
3. We will not buy Cheap Generic Viagra.
4. We will refrain from wanting to know more about Phentermine.
5. We will not employ Russian Maids, clothed or unclothed.
6. We will not enter into relations with Hot Sexy Russian Woman Looking Man to do much sex.
7. We will not buy Nokia 910, Samsung 1511 or Sanyo 5400 flex cable from www.tipcell.com.
8. We will not study the Histoory of Casinos.
9. We will not enlarge our penises by up to four inches.
10. We will refuse to help princess .M. Ibrahim Musa the 20 years old daughter of late Mr Ibrahim Musa who untill his death the president Cocoa Management Board in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.
After her fathers death she was called upon by the bank which her father operated to secure his account as the only surviving child. She asks for our assistance in the transfer of this funds. She has all the necessary documents and will give us 15 percent of the total funds after the transfer.

So WFMU message board spammers, either cease your activities forthwith or feel the wrath of our economic might as your casinos and internet pharmacies crubmble, watch as the women of Russia go unloved and unemployed and shudder with fear as Nigerain Princesses go unaided and our penises remain up to four inches shorter than their potential lengths.