April Winchell Needs A Show

"Please bring April's brand of humor into my life again before the brain cancer takes me to Jesus"

"April Winchell is a talent too enormous to be ignored. Given the chance to flourish, she'd be a main draw for KABC."

"I support this petition"

"She's a scream, give her a show!"

"I moved from So Cal to "Cartoonville", Michigan (Marquette, actually) and got all my pals to listen in when April is on air with you! Bring her on to your station and your listening audience will be increased by at least 25!"

"Remember what they taught you in Business college: for every signature there are 100 people who think the same way. So do the math!"

"please put her back on the air !!!!"

"April is funnier than the Iraqi Information Minister. Does he have candy time? No, but April does. Does he play horrible songs by horrible actors? No, but April does. Does he give us severed penis stories? No, no, no! April does all that and more!"

"Frankly, I'm torn. There's only one thing I'd love more than for April to get another superb radio program...and that is to keep her locked up in my basement."

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"She's the queen of radio. Give her a throne to reign!"

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"Dear Mr. Braverman: Answer my prayers, and I will listen to April's program religiously. It will be a lifelong habit. I will sing hymns to her glory. April Winchell restoreth my soul, and bringeth peace to my valley. In short...she's right up my pew. Amen"

"I really don't get KABC living in Maine, but the winchell site definately has expaned my weird music collection!"

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"LOVE her!"

"A loyal built in audience with demographics to make ad men weep. What are you waiting for?"

"Mr. Braverman:April is the funniest thing in radio.Give her a show, and watch your ratings go way up, and then everyone will say"wow, that Erik Braverman is one brilliant ,visionairy program director!" and then you'll get a huge raise and probably many pr"

"Put the P back in Penis!"

"do it"

"April Rocks!!!!"