Ban Acronymns from the English Language.

We, the undersigned, sicerely ask that all acronymns, however long, be restricted from the english langauge.
They are confusing, disorienting, and degrade the state of our youths writing.
If we do not stop Acronymns on public message boards and chat rooms, it will spread to our novels. Then our newspapers. And then, soon people will begin speaking in confusing devilish tongues such as "W.U.?", "N.M.", and even "W.T.F.". These become veils and scapegoats for children to swear, since they are not actually saying the proper words.
Most children do not even know what the letters T, G, I, F represent anymore. They did not grow up with the disco-Fridays of yester-year, or roller-disco nights.
But, I detour from the main topic. Soon, even our President will be talking in crude shortenings. This MUST not be tolerated!
Inform your State Senators, your delegates, your deity, your mother, your dog! Go!