Ban Air

Air is taking up way too much space. Most of the empty space people think they have is actually filled with air. Such waste of space is inefficient and should not be allowed. Banning air would be an a... continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (50 total)
26.
Godzilla Gordon 5 January 2011

"Who the hell needs air? :p"

27.
Scott Melendez 9 November 2010

"Down with air! Down with air!"

28.
A Nonym 10 January 2010

"WHO NEEDS AIR?!?!? BAN IT"

29.
Paul M 30 November 2009

"OUT WITH THE AIR!"

30.
Air H 21 November 2009

"Air sux"

31.
Canoworms Le 10 June 2009

"WHAT A LOAD OF TRIPE, AIR SUCKS SO TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT."

32.
George Wb 23 April 2009

"Air is the leading cause of Air Pollution! Ah iz your prez'dent an' thats all ah has gots tuh say on it!"

33.
Michael Cline 24 March 2009

"lol...."

34.
Slipfreak Michael 14 January 2009

"That freakin air....bout' time we banned it"

35.
Game C 3 January 2009

"Yah Lets get rid of this useless CRAP!"

36.
Mh Conley 18 December 2008

"Air is the leading cause of death on earth! http://www.petitiononline.com/mhfpmogb/petition.html"

37.
Maddog Juarez 19 October 2008

"rock on dude."

38.
Prezident Gilbert 2 June 2008

"Yes, air is bad!"

39.
No A 10 May 2008

"CO2 all the way! Down with air and its oppresive space taking techinque."

40.
Ivanna H 5 May 2008

"Dont ban air! Air is "fun""

41.
Petitiononlinecom Cracksmeu 20 March 2008

"because of petitions like this. the only reason why i visit this site is to get a good laugh. thanks for contributing to the entertainment. oh, btw, BAN AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!"

42.
Hugh G 8 January 2008
43.
Pine T 2 May 2007

"air is useless, destroy it all....erkjf dfgsdfg"

44.
Bluefire Savage 18 December 2006

"DAMN AIR!!! its taking up 2 much space in my lungs"

45.
Martha S 11 November 2006

"Yes, I agree. We must ban air! With less space wasteing Air I would have more room to decorate my cell with!"

46.
Jeffrey B 16 October 2006

"i hate breathing air, it gets old and tiresome after a while..."

47.
Why Shoulditelly 25 February 2006

"this is stupid whoever signs is a moron"

48.
Holly C 6 December 2005

"this is a gay petition!! :P AC7v is a NSC"

49.
Rob Lawson 4 December 2005

"I want my vacuum back!"

50.
Alex Bishop 20 October 2005

"Hahahahahahaha"

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