Ban all Stupid People from the U.S.

Mr. President,I feel that it would be in the country's best interest to deport all stupid people in the United States and in the future prevent all stupid people(this would exclude the mentally challe... continue reading »

309 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (309 total)
276.
Jimmy Montoya 25 March 2006

"hope this gets rid of uncle dad"

277.
Dumbocrat Deleon 21 March 2006

"No, you cant ban us or else we will move to Canada. Did that make sense? Who cares, I never do. Hug a rainbow."

278.
Hippietoad Perkins 20 March 2006

"Thank God Tom the wienie moped rider is already in Canada or he'd be the first to go."

279.
Jacob S 17 March 2006

"I support this petition"

280.
Stop B 16 March 2006

"Stupid people should also be prevented from breeding. Why do the stupid insist on making more of themselves?"

281.
Paris Hiltontheamericansmarto 7 March 2006

"what paris siad in an interview: "EVERYONE SAYS I AM STUPID, BUT NO, I AM SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.." (hmm, riiiiight...)"

282.
French C 27 February 2006

"Really sorry but our country is not latge enought to receive all stupid people from America including your Chimp President and we already received 5 million of muslims"

283.
Nescientist Lindsey 20 February 2006

"yay"

284.
Friz Evans 9 December 2005

"There's a facebook cause on this very important issue. Save the World. Eliminate Stupid today here: http://apps.facebook.com/causes/251574/55225927?m=1b2abeb2"

285.
Keith S 7 November 2005

"I support this petition"

286.
Melissa M 6 November 2005

"PLEASE!!!! STUPID PEOPLE MAKE ME CHOKE!!!!!"

287.
James B 4 November 2005

"Hoo-rah! It's about time we did something about all the stupid people in this country, and since we can't turn them into food products, the next best option is to deport them!"

288.
Charlie C 29 October 2005

"If successful, wouldn't this petition put FOX News out of business?"

289.
Alun W 11 September 2005

"Just one thing - Are you sure America can support itself on the tiny population that is left if this is accepted?"

290.
Your M 8 September 2005

"We could just send you to Canada to do harsh slave labor, maybe then you wouldn't make "stupid" petitions like this one...I'm not going to be told whether I'm stupid or not when i'm sure as hell you are one of them yourself..."

291.
Henry Toolej 6 September 2005

"I support this petition"

292.
Special Peoplec 25 August 2005

"Do you want to be in our club?"

293.
Lola Lane 14 August 2005

"I agree with this petition. It would eliminate a lot of social problems, and it would get rid of Bush."

294.
Danny O 24 July 2005

"we might have to get rid of texas! :P"

295.
Gary M 15 July 2005

"Oh gawd! A dream come true. No more idiots under my tires when I back up..."

296.
Lauren F 4 July 2005

"I support this petition"

297.
Sk K 17 June 2005

"FINALLY, someone with REAL vision! That's the way to take us into the 21ist century!"

298.
Buck T 4 June 2005

"This is a nice idea but won't work. Nobody will take in our retarded right-wing Republicans!"

299.
Matt Scottb 8 May 2005

"If they wern't so stupid they would be funny."

300.
Me Pollard 25 March 2005

"at least gwb would have lots of people to play with!! I'm with no 90 on this one!!!"

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