Ban Impaled

I am for freedom of speech, but having a band such as Impaled exist is simply irresponsible for us as a country. Are we to now say it is freedom of speech to kill? Impaled is literally killing people.... continue reading »

100 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (100 total)
76.
Neil S 24 March 2008

"They are a disgusting bunch of reprobates!"

77.
Noah M 11 March 2008

"I support this petition"

78.
Andr P 7 March 2008

"Damn.. Impaled is killing people? What to say about the priests abusing the children and ruining their lives? What to say about the Holy Wars and the millions of people killed and the millions who killed and will continue to kill in the name of God? Who's"

79.
Ter Bears 20 January 2008

"Impaled ripped out my feeding tube, but thats OK, heaven plays Bon Jovi"

80.
Dr Anthonyspankyvonb 14 December 2007

"oh my... how can such evil exist on this planet? not only is this ross character a vile, filthy creature, but he also played a major role in my homosexuality, which ive been trying to wash away with booze and hail marys for years. DAMN YOU IMPALED!"

81.
Lezbianluvver Harrington 28 October 2007

"no gods no monsters NO WEED NO HAPPY!!"

82.
Squinteye S 16 October 2007

"I love god and god loves Ross! Come together fellow worshipers, and we'll suck the evil right out of Ross and redirect it towards fighting terrorists"

83.
God Khan 7 September 2007

"God masturbates to Cathy Agnus while listening to Impaled."

84.
Tiara E 20 May 2007

"OMGLOL!!2!11!!3 Impalede is tha hott jeebus is geigh."

85.
Matt H 9 April 2007

"I want a sammich!"

86.
Molestobot Oconnor 3 March 2007

"Impaled killed my only daughter, kicked my son's penis off and then used it to rape my wife. Ban them I say, ban them now!"

87.
Grim Colde 1 January 2007

"Satan loves Impaled!!!!!!"

88.
Benjamin Josephc 17 December 2006

"Shame on this awful and disturbing agent of the almighy Lucifer."

89.
Mikey Nichols 1 December 2006

"Jesus wouldn't sing about poo."

90.
Marco Weaver 23 October 2006

"Impaled made me irrational AND impotent."

91.
Impaled Isf 16 October 2006

"the disgusting and depraved and completely wicked sounds of impaled should be silenced once and for all!"

92.
Peraaukko Norris 25 September 2006

"В"

93.
Go Fucy 25 September 2006

"В"

94.
Xsamx Garner 12 August 2006

"HAIL SATAN!!! HAIL IMPALED! I (3 ross"

95.
Jay S 4 August 2006

"I H8 IMPALED"

96.
Satan Pacheco 28 May 2006

"haha yes my children listen to Impaled, its a Christian band that loves Feces LISTEN TO THEM OR YOU WONT GO TO HEAVEN"

97.
Sam B 5 April 2006

"Oh yes STOP EVIL IMPALED, I think ross or sean or maybe both touch me when I sleep. Sorry lady I am jewish and I don't think I have yet to go insane (Its taking too long damnit)"

98.
Bobby T 23 March 2006

"Psot yer plyalsits!"

99.
Brian Barrera 10 February 2006

"....Satan just rox a hole lot harder then gawd!!!1!!@2!!3"

100.
George Wb 25 November 2005

"Thank you for starting this patishun. Impaled is bad, I wanted to bomb them with nookyular bombs but Dick sed no. And also thank you for voting for me. Being the preznit is awesum. And will you please suck on my weiner? The last guy got to do that and it "

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