Bannings James Waston Krips from Further Harm to the Metal and Hard Rock Community

Due to the enormous void of utter lameness known as James Watson Krips and his constant attack upon the establishment of anything Metal. The metal and hard rock community has decided to petition for a PERMAINANT BAN on James on the actions including but limited to:
- Mentioning any metal band within the large genres of "Extreme" metal (nearly any genre besides 80's Hair Metal, Pop Metal, Japanese Metal) and hard rock. Whether through spoken word or text. Yes, that does include pillow talk with Mrs. Welsh.
- Recognizing the use of any reference made by another person to any metal or hard rock band.
- Listening to any metal or hard rock.
- Ever putting up any metal hand symbols. i.e. the horns, the Fear Factory symbol, etc.

In addition to preventing further harm to the metal and hard rock community James will also be forced to write a formal apology to the community and a statement that guarantees his compliance to the above rules and his commitment to "pussy" music (pop-punk, emo, Coldplay, etc.). Persoanlized apologies will be required upon request.