Baptize John Ashcroft

"ditto"

"he's a racist and doesn't understand the constitution"

"ashcroft is the biggest loser ever!"

"you rule! I HATE that guy!"

"set it on fire first"

"Fine--but maybe he'd learn something if we used GOOD books, instead. You know, osmosis!"

"YES! And it should be subsequently pulled from his ass and fed to Rick Santorum with bernaise sauce!"

"MAKE SURE ITS THE BIG PRINT VERSION"

"W is for WINNER ! ! ! ! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"let er rip"

"Mustafah! Foozah Foozah Cas Gedoh Bah Touf!"

"Ich bumse Hunde und Katzen und Schweine und mag die Penisse der Ziegen und der Schafe und der Schweine saugen. Ich tue dies jeden Tag!"

"flippit!"

"The bible and anything else they can lay their hands on."

"that's sooooo gross, taryn! they should do something to him too, definitely. But in the meantime, john ashcroft is definitely the grossest!"

"Thank God he is no longer the Attorney General. This guy was a threat of civil liberties and world peace. Even conservatives should dislike the man."

""I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message: 'If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier... just so long as I'm the dictator'.""

"Screw that ashcroft weasel."

"It's the best way to educate stupid people like him and tom delay."

"troof, troof"

"Fat retard."