Bill Gates, Buy the Rainforests
Mr. Gates,We admire your philanthropy and all that you have done for the world so far. We would like to invite you to make the ultimate move to save the world: buy all of the rainforests to preserve t... continue reading »
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"Go Gate Go!"
"do it!"
"Please help save the rainforests and the endangered animals that live there. You would be making an even bigger name for yourself and will get respect from people moreso."
"just do it please"
"Do this and people will start to respect you again."
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