Boston Celtics Please Sign Taylor Coppenrath

"Give him another try out"

"Danny...think about it.. Somewhere along the line, someone gave you a shot...TC's earned it...pay it forward, Dan-o."

"Why do the Mountain Dew cans at South ocean always smell like B.O."

"Hello this is Larry Lucchino speaking...."

"Coppenrath has all the skills for the NBA, he would be someone the local fans would cheer for, and he would be the hardest working player in green. Taylor Coppenrath is what the Celtics need."

"terrific player!!"

"Step 1: Stop sucking. Mission accomplished (we hope). Step 2: Make people care again. Sign Coppenrath."

"He's a Larry Bird clone!"

"Zealot5: Excuse me, we'd like you to have this flower ( Kramer punches the man ) Zealot6: Excuse me sir, would you . . . ( Kramer pushes him out of the way ) Zealot7: Donations for the Reverend Moon? ( Kramer punches him ) Zealot8: Jews for Jesus? ( Crack"

"Taylor will help restore the winning tradition of the Boston Celtics"

"We loved watching him in High School, at basketball camps, and at UVM. He is an amazing athlete and I know that he would be a huge asset to the Celtics and get more people into going to the games again if he were playing. I personally know we would be the"

"The way things have gone in recent years what can you lose. At least he's not another guard"

"To me the Celtics will always be that Dynasty of my childhood. Robert Parish, Kevin McHale, and of course Reggie Bird. My dad used to put me on his shoulders and call me 'ol' thirty three' because it was Reggie's number, the largest positive integer that "

"The kid's got soul."