Bring Back Brawny Man's Mustache
Georgia-Pacific, a hydra of corporate evil, and owners of the Brawny paper goods line, has changed its icon, the Brawny Man, from a bold, mustachioed-man to a lesser, clean shaven dullard. This is not... continue reading »
"I stand for staches!"
"I support this petition"
"What a manly name!"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Bring it on!"
"I support this petition"
"it's just not the same sans mustache!"
"Really, now? Mario, Tom Selleck, Einstein, Zorro, Teddy Roosevelt, Sam Elliot, Mark Twain, and the BRAWNY MAN! You can't take away their mustaches without taking away their iconic appeal. Bring it back!"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"В"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"A part of me died when I saw the new brawny commercials"
"I support this petition"
"A Brawny Man without a mustache is like a baby without arms or legs--it ain't cute and it sure doesn't make me want to buy paper towels. Long live the Brawny Man's mustache!!!"
"Mustaches, ASSEMBLE!"
"I support this petition"
"Row Row"
"Brawny=manly, manly=moustache."