Bring Back Brawny Man's Mustache
Georgia-Pacific, a hydra of corporate evil, and owners of the Brawny paper goods line, has changed its icon, the Brawny Man, from a bold, mustachioed-man to a lesser, clean shaven dullard. This is not... continue reading »
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"You can explain to my wife why I have stopped cleaning our kitchen since I no longer look like the Brawny man!"
"Bring back the mustache!"
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"Please!"
"I would never trust a man that couldn't grow a good mustache"
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"Bring Back the Cookie Duster!!! He'll be more absorbent!!!"
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"bring back true manliness!!!"
"Changing the Brawny Man is a travesty."
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"Facial hair is what defines the man."
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"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! The mustache must be returned."
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