Bring Back the Crazy Crab!
Beloved San Francisco Giants:The time has come to REHAB THE CRAB! We fans have not had achance to truly BOO anything since the departure of Tommy Lasordaand William Van Landingham. Its time to bring b... continue reading »
"bring back the crab!"
"Melt some butter and bring on that crab!"
"The only thing a seal is good for is CLUBBING"
"boobies make me smile"
"Just one day........I implore you!"
"anything...anything...to get my ass to some games this year"
"Bring Back the Crazy Crab"
"With the outfield playing now, a crab that can catch with either claw is an upgrade. BRING BACK THE CRAB!"
"Get his costume right this time! His body needs to be "long" enough to hide the legs of the performer. Make him more anatomically correct, and use the theme of the Stanford Tree for craziness. You'll have a winner!"
"at least the crab was entertaining, and made no bones about his stupidity, unlike the tragically un-amusing lou seal"
"I hear Barry Bonds has crabs!! Barry should be banned from baseball and put in jail. Your all a bunch of idiots for rooting for this criminal! But bring back the crab!!!"
"luv that crazy crab!"
"The Crab is the best; get rid of the wharf rat!!"
"I was dissapointed that the Crab wasn't in the WS parade!"
"I'm a 40+ year fan. This is a GREAT idea. How 'bout we add "Crumby" the bread loaf too?"
"Only in San Francisco"
"Friday's Crazy Crab game is gonna be all about BOOing the CRAB!!"
"Bring on the scapecrab! Maybe he can pitch with one of those arms/legs? And if HE issues too many walks he can always be served up with a side of garlic fries.."
"I agree. We need something to boo. REAL fans don't boo the team on the field...despite a losing record at home and away...so please..for the love of anything holy in baseball...GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SCREAM AT WHEN WE ARENT DOING TOO HOT ON THE FIELD!!!!"