Bring Jack Back to MySpace

"Jack left MySpace? Doesn't surprise us a bit. He got rid of us years ago."

"Thanks for visiting BrokeBack Mountain. Wish you were still here, but at least if you got back on MySpace we could keep in touch. P.S. We'll keep the light on for ya."

"Jackie my boy. Hey, I was chillin on my porch out here on Skywalker Ranch and came up with a great idea. When you come back to MySpace, instead of doing a sequel to your original profile....Blow everyone away with a Prequel!"

"Hell, I'm not even sure which one of you is his father....Lord Vadar is probably one, but I'm starting to think that was all one big Jedi Mind Trick."

"Jack needs to re-join the pack!!"

"I'll drop in a good word when he eats me for dinner tonight."

"I also miss Jack."

"Bro, I appreciate all the love and tenderness you show me. You spend hours and hours with me and I truley cherish our time together. With that said, don't let me ruin your relationship with your "other" friends."

"I WIN! OWNAGE!"

"Damn, and we were this close to doing an article on him. Come back soon Jack!"

"SHUT UP BEER MONEY!"

"Guess we let him down. If he does come back, we'll retire ourselves from any future survey he might post. Peace."

"Where'd you go man? How are we supposed to make plans after I finish my dissertation if I can't find you on myspace?"

"MySpace is for losers....Jack's with us now. BWAHAHHAHA!"

"Back of U.S. Border Patrol! He's ours."

"You were an inspiration for us. You showed us that it's possible to get out of the mass Mexican food making field...."

"I AM JACK'S FATHER. HE IS WITH ME NOW! DIE YOU REBEL SCUM!"

"Hey Baker St., if somebody yells "fire" in your bar, is it a felony....or a misdemeanor?"

"Long time, no see bro. I'm starting to get concerned about you."

"Don't look at us, we have no idea where he went."

"Miss ya Jack...come back!!!! (I hate you)"

"I'm in, but I can't afford to donate a dollar..."

"Stop complaining, and enjoy the fact that your still around."

"Mention this petition and receive a free taco with every burrito purchase! Bring Jack Back Now!"