Bring Melissa Theuriau to Minnesota

Please give up your gorgeous anchor lady, Melissa Theuriau, to one of Minneapolis/St. Paul's television stations. Our televisions sets are boring and she would add some much needed visual variety. In... continue reading »

1,000 signatures Goal: 5,000
All Signatures (1,000 total)
201.
Steve S 28 August 2013

"I support this petition"

202.
Phil N 25 August 2013

"She should come to England instead. I will also pay 5 bill dupe gold the same as qahsam. I wouldnt care if she spoke french people would probably learn the language seriously. It would be exercise for my right arm....picking up the remote to switch from h"

203.
Jack Friedman 23 August 2013

"channel 11 sucks now."

204.
Eric L 15 August 2013

"YES PLEASE"

205.
Todd C 14 August 2013

"ok."

206.
Rick C 14 August 2013

"Replace no-neck Cyndy Brucato at channel 5 with Melissa!"

207.
Grant O 9 August 2013

"К"

208.
Daniel M 6 August 2013

"You guys need to pay us back for saving you in World War 1 and World War 2. We need something else in return for than just Grey Goose vodka and anyway we gave you Jerry Lewis. You need to pay us back."

209.
Ryan L 30 July 2013

"One hot babe"

210.
Brad J 29 July 2013

"gittty up"

211.
Joe N 24 July 2013

"yes, please release her!! Minnesota would enjoy her!"

212.
Steve A 24 July 2013

"i've had her several times, in the privacy of my own bathroom, very gooooood......... hope to have again, in about an hour.... see ya"

213.
Joe H 16 July 2013

"digida-digida-digida...I need a towel"

214.
Toby G 15 July 2013

"SHE IS HOT"

215.
Matt B 13 July 2013

"I support this petition"

216.
Laurent Lam 11 July 2013

"No Melissa don't listen to them, you must stay in France. What are you going to do in Minnesota anyway ? And please, stop being on cable and come to themain channels so that the majority of France can see you. I won't miss one 8 oclock news. For real."

217.
Paul P 7 July 2013

"wow"

218.
John Cox 6 July 2013

"Hell yes!"

219.
Nick L 1 July 2013

"I support this petition"

220.
Straight F 29 June 2013

"I support this petition"

221.
Tom P 27 June 2013

"I would watch!"

222.
Dan V 14 June 2013

"Oh pleeeeeease please please"

223.
Mark L 9 June 2013

"I support this petition"

224.
Jason Oconnell 7 June 2013

"That is one sexy ass woman, thank God for women like that, hot damn."

225.
Nicholas R 4 June 2013

"I support this petition"

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