Canadian Ninjas

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100 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (100 total)
1.
That Asianguywhohiresbartonthesimpsonswhenhebecomeslikeaninjamenub 21 November 2015

"Canadian soldier must be fast like rabbit and awesome like ninja"

2.
Uber C 29 September 2015

"friggin' awesome"

3.
Ashley M 3 August 2015

"... should I be even... reading this? nah."

4.
Hewhocantbenamed Jacobs 11 June 2015

"Naruturd is an idiot. And why would Canad need ninjas? It's got syrup and meese. LONG LIVE THE MEESE."

5.
Apple Acevedo 13 May 2015

"i tempted a few people in my day but this petition out does me"

6.
Cameron Winters 8 May 2015

"Ninjas flip out and kill people all the time! If you don't believe me you had better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!"

7.
Kenny M 6 May 2015

"Hmm hmm mmm hmm mm hmm hmmm hmhmm hmhmhm mmmh hhhm mm hmhm hm mmm hmmm hm mmm hmm hmm hmm!"

8.
Kim J 1 May 2015
9.
Sean H 26 February 2015

"sure y not"

10.
Rocky Knight 15 January 2015

"They'd kick almost as much ass as me"

11.
Anthony D 24 December 2014

"I believe you are mistaken. You see, I live in Texas, and it's already been conquered by the Canadian Ninjas. They just don't tell everyone so as not to inspire panic."

12.
Prince Ofp 15 December 2014

"I'm gonna go back in time and sign this again."

13.
The Pokemonm 23 November 2014

"Im the #1 pokemon master!!!"

14.
Mrs H 26 August 2014

"I better not see this petition in the next 5min or your all expeld"

15.
Jordan Theninjanottobeconfusedwithjordank 8 May 2014

"brilliance my friend, brilliance."

16.
Holly Shi 3 May 2014

"Ninjas are soooo awesome I want to c r a p my pants!"

17.
Natalie Beasley 10 April 2014

"CANADIANS RULE"

18.
Aaron Fuller 9 March 2014
19.
Lorena Durham 30 January 2014

"this space is reserved for the 53 person to sign this"

20.
Noremac Roach 2 January 2014

"This one time, I saw this ninja friend of mine totally flip out on my other friend just because my other friend missed a pass in basketball."

21.
Karin Bernard 1 December 2013

"????"

22.
Hilary C 26 November 2013

"OH yes you did Bill. I say everything. I SAW YOU WITH MONICA LEWINSKI, THE BLONDE AND AL GORE!!! LIAR!!! TURD!!!"

23.
Oh Myp 18 November 2013

"let us yonder to the ninja...........hehehe u and ur peanell bacon.....hi^^ jesus......i love u....go to hell testicles"

24.
Geroge Dubyab 9 September 2013

"I endorse this, we really need to help our neighbors to the north, they are weak and useless. And Naruturd is an idiot. And a Douch, DOUCH!!!"

25.
Young Sonfawoitoemingsows 13 April 2013

"it has been many moons since last great idea was made!"

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