Cancel Tom Goes to the Mayor

"I'll vote for Coke over Pepsi, please. And please add my name to your blogroll. K, thnx."

"Congrats petitioners, this petition has now reached Platinum Status, and the creator of this petition has received seven E-Dollars and a free trip to Aruba (one-way, restrictions and black-out dates may apply)."

"I enjoy "good," intelligent humor and oppose juvenile humor."

"Yeah get a room you strumpet. Nill, bring tongs and a blowtorch."

"Nennifer, I LOVE the B'Western, text me ;)"

"DO ME IN TEH ARSE!!!!!!11!!!!!"

"Forgot to post this Gord. the photo you took of me the other day. Fank loves it. I think it's just ok. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/stevenmiller/raag.jpg"

"Hey Gord! Nice surprise to see ya here hun. What's goin on sweety? I've been real busy setting up for the crabapple festival tomorrow. You still bringing sweetdongs?"

"Hi, everyone, this is Austin's girlfriend. It's pleasant to meet you all! I'd shake your hands, but I'm quite busy at this time, seeing as it is Saturday night."

"This show is offensive and irresponsible."

"I'm not worried about Haf. She always lands on his feet! I'd be a little more concerned with me. I'm on NO sleep! Let me know if Haf doesn't show up. Maybe then I'll show a little more sympathy. Sorry, I'm in a realyl bad spot now."

"plus its very rude and demeaning to try and reverse my heroic attempt to get a show that has already been cancelled off the air. If tim and eric we're in MENSA like me they would understand how that is even possible. Please touch my penis"

"Bronald! When did you get back from your tour of duty ol' buddy? Haha meet me at the pub tonight i'd love to play Boobmatch with you! And Becky deserves it man, you don't even know what went down last weekend."

"='^'= Hey special peoplle! God is love! =^^="

"I don't understand the jikes but it might be because I am not a gay. I think I have a rather high IQ but I have yet to have it tested to the full extent. I will most likely score highly, and achieve what I set out to do."

"Edmar! Love ya hon. I haven't seen you on the 'nets long time! LOL!"

"Hi Austin! You weren't complaining about sexual innuendo last night, then again, both of my balls WERE in your mouth..."

"I don't watch this show, I'd rather just cuddle with Edmar! Edmar IM me ok babe?"

"Finally! Someone with some sense! Torpedo this show immediately!"

"I have noticed the wall, but I didn't find it peculiar. It curves right in front of my house. About four dark men were working on it when I noticed them."

"KD -- Albeit may not be my place, I'd like to offer a suggestion on potential route...43, right lane all the way. Never have to pay the tolls. Speed bumps are a breeze. Water collects on the left and with all this rain we've been having, that's a good thi"

"PS. Gord, you left your shirt at my place last night. God knows I can't wear that custom job. The sleeves are so darn small. LOL. Get back to me Gord."

"I DON'T LIYKE HOW THISS SHOW STEREOTYPES MY FRIEND GIBBONS. THAT IS A BROAD STEREOTYPE AND JUVYNILE. HUMOR."

"My friend Tragg never watches that show so I agreee with him."