Casey Serin - mortgage fraud

"He was the lamest lay I ever had. I am so glad to be getting boinked by some of the finest mibos o nthe planet now, usually a new one every night."

"This is why my brother is out of a job in the market."

"Mr. Serin's eagerness to boast about (and profit from) his crimes makes him a particularly suitable target for investigation. His admitted crimes, while nonviolent and "white collar" in nature, are hardly victimless. At the very least, he should be barred"

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"No one is above the law"

"thhhptt! aack!"

"bad example to set"

"Casey Serin has openly admitted to lying on every one of his load applications, referring to the fraud as "creative business deals". The only reason he has not made any additional such deals recently is that his credit report shows multiple foreclosures a"

"personnally reviewed Casey's loans as a fraud investigator"

"His blatent admission to fraud on financial papers alone should put this guy in the slammer. Fraud isn't funny."

"Mr Serin is an admitted felon. Please arrest this criminal before he scams again."

"I'm the sort of guy who liked to tattle on my schoolmates, too."

"Something funny, Centurion?"

"This guy is truly out to funnel illegal money"