Change the first amendment to teh US constitution to limit freedom of speech in online paintball forums

We hereby declare that we wish the United States Constitution, Amendment 1, to be re-amended to exclude freedom of speech in certain circumstances, including, but not limited to the following

Anyone who doesn't know crap about physics must hereby refrain from saying "I think...", "I feel...", or base any post on anecdotal evidence without scientific backup

cockerpunk must stop coming into every science related discussion with posts like "oh I was busy doing my fluid dynamics labs" and "oh I was soooo busy with my multivariable calculus homework because I am an engineer lol"

Simon (aka manike) must post more often because he is smart.

Tom Kaye shall no longer be able to be argued based off of what you saw at a field, whether it was a week ago or a decade ago