Change the name of the new console from "Nintendo Wii" to "NINTENDO PINK FARTYCAKES."
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Dear Nintendo,
Everyone in the entire universe who is not retarded or on needle drugs agrees that "NINTENDO Wii" is an embarassing, stupid name that only jerks like.
Please change the name of the new console to "NINTENDO PINK FARTYCAKES." This will prove to everyone that you hate your customers and want them to be embarassed to ask for your products. "Wii" only does this partially; if you change the name to "NINTENDO PINK FARTYCAKES," then game store customers will actually punch people in the face when they ask for it.
"NINTENDO PINK FARTYCAKES" is the future.
Everyone in the entire universe who is not retarded or on needle drugs agrees that "NINTENDO Wii" is an embarassing, stupid name that only jerks like.
Please change the name of the new console to "NINTENDO PINK FARTYCAKES." This will prove to everyone that you hate your customers and want them to be embarassed to ask for your products. "Wii" only does this partially; if you change the name to "NINTENDO PINK FARTYCAKES," then game store customers will actually punch people in the face when they ask for it.
"NINTENDO PINK FARTYCAKES" is the future.
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