Christian teens

"Why would I watch Christian TV when I can to to the Spice Channel and watch people fukk? I saw a guy on there with a bigger pecker than our pastor."

"WWJDD (Where Would Jesus Doo Doo)"

"Teens who have premarital sex should be forced to listen to Christian Rock. That'll show 'em."

"Kristal, ChristianGod(tm) DOESN'T want to reach the world. That's why he contrived a "plan of salvation" that most people wouldn't believe - so he could send most of us to hell. If he wanted to "reach the world" he would have done something that made sens"

"I think this is a great idea!"

"I support this petition"

"Great Idea #2! We can have a contest (hot chicks only, or maybe a few hot guys too) and whoever wins gets to give Jesus a lap dance. Whatta you think?"

"I support this petition"

"Oh man, "Christian Teens" sounds like a great name for a porn site."

"Finally one of these petitions is a good idea."

"Nothing"

"We difinatelty need a good channel on the TV for Jesus. Sometimes when I watch I accidently see naked womens and I touch myself in a bad way. A VERY BAD WAY! So I'm defenatly for more Jesuses channels."

"There is almost nothing on TV worth watching anymore. A Christian based channel would be so great!"

"I support this petition"

"quote "I say we need to boycott against shows that support sex, drugs, alchohal, abortions, tattoos, etc etc" abortions would you like your wife to give birth to your retarded child dickhead, if a doctor tells you your baby will defects then get it aborte"

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"I support this petition"

"I totally agree, all the shows on now totally discourage you, and I don't think i've acctually seen a sitcom that isnt full of sex jokes either, which i find highly disstastefull."

"There should be a lot more shows on religion. At least there is one show coming out this fall called Joan of Arcadia. But we need more shows to show our faith!"

"A good Christian teen channel should have a segment dedicated to do-it-yourself abortions. This would teach teens how to do their own abortions so they'd have an alternative after me and my right-wing fukkhead cronies outlaw reproductive choice."

"We gonna pitch a WANG dang doodle all night long!"

"I think that getting sum Christian shows would be great!! AndDont Forget Canada!"

"I support this petition"

"The reason we dont have very many of these shows is because NOBODy watches them and nobody cares about christian tv shows and stuff bc they are boring and fictional"