Creamed Corn Sucks. We must end it now!

Creamed corn sucks. UN member nations, please end creamed corn today. continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 50
All Signatures (50 total)
1.
Kari Sutton 15 December 2015

"What is creamed corn?"

2.
Al L 20 November 2015

"I hate creamed corn more than you can imagine."

3.
Paul V 26 April 2015

"I concur. At least this way the UN will serve some purpose."

4.
Captain P 18 March 2015

"Children of the corn! Wheres my axe! Oops wrong petition! Now where was I? Oh yea, forcing your children to eat their cream of corn at the dinner table will yield undesirable results by inducing a wave of upheaval on the rest of your dinner. Don't you thi"

5.
Mikey P 12 November 2014

"DOWN WITH ALL CORN"

6.
A H 29 August 2014

"I support this petition"

7.
Lindsey Ortega 11 July 2014

"I support this petition"

8.
Iverson Farley 4 July 2014

"We must put a stop to all Corn"

9.
Jake Kaufman 14 June 2013

"creamed corn sucks!"

10.
Alan B 3 August 2012

"I support this petition"

11.
Angie Giles 3 March 2012

"I support this petition"

12.
Chris B 16 February 2011

"CREAMED CORN RUINED MY LIFE"

13.
Adam B 30 October 2010

"I support this petition"

14.
Drew Blackburn 4 May 2010

"When I was a child I had a bad experience with corn of the creamed variety and well...long story short...now Im a quadriplegic n I have corn to thank for that. We must stop corn before it hurts anymore-innocent children!"

15.
The D 29 January 2010

"No creamed corn"

16.
Elizabeth Dawson 25 June 2009

"email me b/c i suck and i am lonley b/c Patrick hates me and i am a he and a she :( ps asap....."

17.
Nikki Huang 31 May 2009

"cream corn is the best food in the world you guys suck"

18.
Taylor Roberson 16 March 2009

"i hate corn...and anything affiliated with it..."

19.
Dave G 15 November 2008

"Actually, I rather enjoy it...with salt!"

20.
Natile Lucas 11 October 2008

"end the corn!"

21.
The Bigw 5 October 2008

"Creamed corn is my arch-nemesis, seriously, I can eat anything but that pig vomit... join the fight, humanity depends solely upon the fate of this petition"

22.
Stephanie R 29 September 2008

"I support this petition"

23.
Bloot P 8 September 2008

"You are wildly mistaken - you've obviously never used creamed corn as a personal lubricant. Hang your meat whistle in a bowl of lukewarm creamed corn before penetration, and you WILL know what it is to be a god."

24.
Karen L 11 October 2007

"I support this petition"

25.
John C 30 July 2007

"I've never had Creamed Corn, but I'll be sure to stop it!"

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