Dear Big D and the Kids Table: Stop being a band.

We, the undersigned, believe that Big D and the Kids Table should disband, break up, go on hiatus, or vanish as soon as is humanly possible. For the past five years, this band has gone from being one of the most pleasant energetic live shows with kick-ass records from beginning to end to some sort of amalgam of...well, everything wrong in the world. That "reggae" crap from "Strictly Rude" was utterly atrocious, and the songs streaming from "Fluent in Stroll" seem to be a seemingly-impossible step DOWN. After all, a wise man once said: Hiring back-up girls doesn't disguise how awful your band is.

So before this "Fluent in Stroll" garbage is released to the general public (like the fourteen year old kids who are hopelessly following you--think of the children!), please consider just ending it, for the good of everyone else. Go out the honorable way and break up, before you go the way of every ska-punk band who was good around the turn of the century. It would be much, much appreciated.