DNC Chairman Howard Dean must go on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

"I am being held at gunpoint to sign this petition, please send police to railroad crossing in Souther California that has trains pass by at 4:10 a.m., 5:35 a.m., 10:05 a.m oh no I think they're coming for me send hel"

"Since Dean is the new chairman I think it's only fitting to have him be a guest on the Daily show."

"I just wanted to drop in and let you kids know what a bang-up job you're doing over at DU in getting out the communist message. You guys really know how to stick it to the imperialist capitalist pigs. Now if you could only start getting some of those comm"

"SUCKERS!!! MELODYBE IS A MOLE! And she is doing a bangup job making DU look like a kindergarten mwahahahaha"

"I WOULD LOVE TO F*CK HOWARD DEAN UP THE ASS!"

"This is hillarious. The DUmmies have stooped to begging howard dean to go on a comedy show. You DUmmies do realize the daily show is a comedy show right? probably not after all you dimwits thought landover baptist church was a real site."

"Howard Dean & the Daily Show? Perfect together!"

"Fantastic, I never miss The Daily Show, Howard would be GREAT!!!"

"WoodrowFan votes YES!"

"Hillary had me killed"

"Yeah Freepers are losers. The real winners are DUers who sit around and smoke dope then create spread sheets proving that kerry really won. Yep DUers sure are winners. Now I have to go DU a poll so I can prove we really are the majority."

"why am i so damn ugly?"

"Go Howard! You would reach so many more people!"

"I MAN THE GLORYHOLES AT THE GREYHOUND STATION MEN'S ROOM AND I'M AVAILABLE FOR CHILDRENS PARTIES."

"Give 'em hell, Howard. Great guy."

"I pleasured all the CU men, that's why they like me so much now (swallows)"

"Of course I spit it out!"

"Saw him speak in 2003 and was blown away. He needs to go on the Daily Show. He's fantastic!"

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