DNC Chairman Howard Dean must go on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

"Hey, where the hell is my damn money. You better return to DU and donate!!!"

"Dean must go on the daily show. Maybe he will do that famous scream again. Then we can continue to laugh at him."

"Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? I'd love to see him on the Daily Show. Dean's the best."

"Hot, big breasted red headed Bush supporter"

"Please Howard, you are still the only candidate I have given money to and think you need to reach as many people as you can. Good luck at the DNC"

"I think about gay sex all the time."

"I love Dean, always have. His presence on The Daily Show would be fantastic. Ignore the freeper slime that crawled out from under their rocks, they are obviously jealous and have nothing better to do! LOL!"

"no thanks."

"The DUers are so stupid they think the Daily Show is an unbiased news source."

"I r teh leader hear! U wil lisen 2 me! U kan knot mak fon uv mi frends lik that! It hurt me deep inside were im soft lik a litle gurl!"

"I wanted to go to the Pope's funeral but everyone hates my dad - except for the brainless DU robots - so I decided to sign their petition."

"It's a shame, but TDS is the closest thing we have to an unbiased media."

"OK - I admit it; I'm obsessed with gay sex."

"I want to suck Howard's dog!"

"I love you CUers, bow down before us and let more soldiers die for our great freedom, that only WE deserve. Forget the Iranians, they rape camels. We are special, Give us your blood and money."