Don Filemon for "Corona Man" Petition
We, the undersigned, recognize Don Filemons potential on becoming The Corona Man.Don Filemon is a character who is very fond with the taste of Corona beer and he is a true Corona fan. Don Filemon is t... continue reading »
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"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... revenue collection Did you claim the $1.50 in donations that you recieved on this website (since inception) through penpal? We may cut back on your footstamps if you neglect to record future cash flows on "
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... try the filemon trick myself as a tribute this guy is awesome"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... have to meet the man himself I think whoever thought of this is a pure genius!"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... buy 1000 Coronas and open them all just like my hero Boy he's great"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... Give out free porn memberships В"
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"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... kill myself as funny as a car crash. NOT funny!"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... have him deported Don, your existance has proved Darwin wrong. We now have to raise beer prices to offset our loss in volume sales (thanks to you); http://stlouis.bizjournals.com/stlouis/stories/2003/11/03"
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"I support this petition"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... drink massive amounts of Corona. В"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... cash in my golden parachute Don, I've been talking to the board of directors and they are interested in using you as a poison pill. That is, if a hostile takeover occurs, the acquiring company must use you"
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"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... post his picture to this site http://www.whitetrashworld.com/amiwt/"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... be very proud Give him a chance"
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"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... lose all hope in mankind you fat useless f*ck, get out of my country and take you gorilla of a mother with you. Jesus Christ, this is disgraceful. Go away!"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... buy more Coronas В"
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... like a backrub I'd really like that backrub."
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... give the loudest golf clap ever heard by...eh...myself. Don Filemon...you have taught me wisely."
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... Choke on my own vomit All I can say is I was planned....he was adopted. I think from the zoo."
"If Don Filemon becomes The Corona Man I would... definately start drinking corona this guy is the man"
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