Don't You Hate Pants
Given that:a) pants are cumbersome articles of clothing;b) pants are offensive in many cultures;c) they look rather humurous;d) naked bums are sexy and people spend millions of dollars every year on u... continue reading »
"proud pants hater"
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"This is the most inspirational petition I have ever signed. It's going to change so many lives!"
"BOO PANTS!"
"I hate pants!!"
"nothing like the feel of a cold breeze on a warm winter's day"
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"finally...down with pants!"
"Homer Simpson said it best! But this is almost as good as No Pants Day. (http://www.nopantsday.com)"
"Pants killed my pa!"
"These pants are chafing me."
"pants are nothing but evil."
"Finally, a like-minded community taking action against pants."
"Whoa whoa whoa, did 179 say he shat his pants? No wonder he hates them."
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"i have a dream that one day, being pantsless in public will be socially acceptable..."
"The world is lucky I tolerate Boxers"
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"Seriously, going pantless is riculous, and sick idea. You people are all sick. Hopefully God can forgive you, when judgement day comes."
"I hate pants."
"What is the big hype about pants? They just aren't that comfortable or practical. Burn them all!"
"Boooourns to pants"
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