Elf Porn Day Petition
A National Elf Porn Day for Canada and the United States of America. continue reading »
"I completely support and endorse a designated day to celebrate elfin pornography"
"I wholehartedly agree that this would make an excellent National Day. Bring on the Elf Porn I say!"
"I am a registered voter"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I for one would love to see Elf Porn more readily available, as I am tired of masturbating over mortal women"
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"I support this petition"
"I Heart Elf Porn"
"I support this petition"
"Elves are sexy."
"Elf Pr0n!"
"Pure. Insane. Genious. I love it."
"Elf Porn! With sparkly glittery strap-ons!"
"yea"
"Double-stuffed keeblers are the best. And im not talking cookies, people."
"Free Willy too!"
"sign me up!"
"Man, like I am so into Elf Porn. Dude, it's like I'm hooked or something."