Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100

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All Signatures (900 total)

876.

Eli B 15 April 2006

"I support this petition"

877.

Ayiub B 11 April 2006

"Beuty Personafied"

878.

Bear Z 9 April 2006

"who is ellen feiss?"

879.

Jim J 8 April 2006

"I support this petition"

880.

Twiggles W 28 March 2006

"I support this petition"

881.

Ricky H 27 March 2006

"okay, so maybe she isnt veronica lake, but, thats why god invented paper bags. everyone looks the same when encased in corrugated paperboard."

882.

Joseph Dillon 26 March 2006

"В"

883.

Rt Cooley 22 March 2006

"I support this petition"

884.

Jake W 21 March 2006

"I wouldn't want to "boink" her so much as raise awareness."

885.

Akis Mcmahon 21 March 2006

"Ellen Feiss = YUMMY"

886.

Bob M 15 March 2006

"SHE IS THE HOTTEST"

887.

Hrx Barker 11 March 2006

"Cute to be sure. But its all about Janie Porche, people."

888.

Sweet P 9 March 2006

"I support this petition"

889.

Yeah Galvan 2 March 2006

"I support this petition"

890.

Arch S 21 February 2006

"I support this petition"

891.

Daniel B 10 February 2006

"She's my hero. STONER REVOLUTION!"

892.

Dylan Solis 6 February 2006

"Hottie"

893.

Joe H 4 February 2006

"I support this petition"

894.

Joris W 3 February 2006

"j-focus.tk"

895.

Jon P 1 February 2006

"I'd hit it."

896.

Grammer Hull 26 January 2006

"I would plow that so hard you'd think I was making fertile soil"

897.

Kitch Simmons 26 January 2006

"Sooooo hot. Even if shes probably not legal."

898.

Dillon C 24 January 2006

"Um... only if she's, like, beep beep beep while I boink her, you know?"

899.

Ivan T 23 January 2006

"I'd love to boink her brains out!"

900.

Peter P 15 January 2006

"I like boinking"

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