For the Firing of Coach Cosgrove

"As Charlie McBride once said: "They couldn't tackle a fat lady in a mud puddle if she had the last sandwich on earth.""

"...so does Kansas State"

"Coach "COZ" blows goats - run the knuckledragger out of town"

"adada"

"Please fire this overated coach NOW!!"

"maybe keep him on at a lesser role"

"Hire me as head coach and I will bring in the best D coordinator ever: Terry Buschelman."

"I support this petition"

"I suggest Cos try giving his linemen Levitra, it eliminates bending and will stiffen things up for about 4 hours!"

"Hire me, I didn't want that OSU job anyways. All my life, I've dreamed of becoming a Cornhusker."

"cozgrove is horrible and always has been."

"As an omaha native, Cosgrove is running the tradition of the Blackshirts into the ground"

"Rico coach team. Rico go championship. Nebraska team so SUUUAAAAVEEEE!"

"We had him @ Wisconsin and because we're such good people, we don't want you to have to suffer like we did for 10 yrs."

"It is just a coincidence that since Cos left, with the same players we have gone from the worst Defense in the Big 10 last year to the #1 Defense in the US this year."

"Trev Alberts is a fag, and Nebraska Sucks a huge Fatty!! Hey Troy"

"NM"

"Karl Malone like lesbians. Karl Malone recruit lesbians to play defense.Just them porno movie lesbians though."

"Being unemployed blows."

"Fire Cosgrove he sucked at Wisconsin and now he sucks here!"

"If you don't fire Cosgrove, you will all perish"

"Mr. Cosgrove came to the university with the only real qualification of being Callahans college buddy. His former school, with basically the same players have gone from 53 to first. Need I say more."

"Restore the order!"

"I support this petition"