Get Deborah Miller to Start Posting to Her Twitter Account

Several months ago, Deborah Miller created a Twitter account. While she may use it for sneaky following purposes, she has never actually posted to it. With a city run by leaders who cannot keep the street lights running, a country plummeting towards the depths of economic recession, and a world in which nearly every movie released in a calendar year is nominated for Best Picture, the planet has never been more in need of Debbie's quirky brand of no-holds-barred snark. Also, she can make an atom bomb out of a tampon and a paperclip. After she tweets a couple times, we'll be all "MacGyver who?"

By signing this petition, you are joining the ever-growing chorus of voices who is asking for well-written and timely tweets from one of America's most important minds. You'll be able to @mention her, direct message her and follow her at will knowing that you stood up and fought for what was right in a world where doing the right thing is not always so easy.