Get "Evan" Added To NHS's List!

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Many names are on the National Hurricane Name List. Andrew, Hugo, Ivan; but one name, one name stands above all else. Sadly, this name stands out because it is missing. This is a fucking travesty. Evan is the all-powerful, god-like name in question. Like most lucky motherfuckers named Evan, I am wondering: "Where the hell is MY name on this list. Is the good name of Evan not good enough?" If a porn star like Evan Stone uses the goddamn name, then certainly it is magnificient enough to be the moniker of a water-bound pile of fucking clouds. Hell, Evan should be every name on this damned list. If I was lucky enough to have been blessed with such a powerful name, well, Call me sentimental, but I want to help the little people. Or little storms in this case.





Vote yes on Proposition Evan...don't let the little hurricanes suffer the indignity of a name like Hugo. I mean, seriously...





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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 50
Latest Signatures
17 November 2015
50. Evan Mcguire | I support this petition
23 May 2015
49. Tina Noble | I support this petition
11 January 2014
48. Evan R | its time to let hurricane evan really f**k sh*t up!
4 December 2013
47. Gay Sosa | HOMO
14 October 2013
46. Dumb A | Dumb ass
26 September 2013
45. Evan D | I support this petition
6 December 2012
44. Jacqui Ferguson | I support this petition
11 March 2012
43. Justin Camacho | Yeah, why not. Let Evan destroy many more lives.
29 December 2011
42. Evan C | I AGREE! My bro's name is on here and not mine. wtf?
20 September 2011
41. Evan S | I support this petition
1 September 2011
40. Evan Wu | I support this petition
1 January 2011
39. Evan H | I support this petition
28 November 2010
38. Dan T | I support this petition
2 October 2010
37. Mary A | I support this petition
30 June 2010
36. Evan Hebert | I support this petition
8 May 2010
35. Joe B | Sure, why not a Hurricane Evan?
26 January 2010
34. Michelle D | Evan rocks!!!
14 October 2009
33. Evan Roman | PLEASE
4 September 2009
32. Travis Wilkins | I am both intriqued and strangely aroused
26 June 2009
31. Stuart Pena | agree to disagree
13 March 2009
30. Evan Q | I support this petition
12 March 2009
29. Evan W | I support this petition
13 January 2009
28. Qiana Berry | SHUV IT !
18 September 2008
27. Evan M | I support this petition
28 July 2008
26. Evan B | Do it.
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