Get Gene Wilder a New Body
We, the undersigned, believe that allowing Gene Wilder to grow old and die gracefully is a travesty to comedy. We humbly propose that the goverments of the world unite to fund the research and impleme... continue reading »
"Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection."
"I LOVE YOU GENE WILDER"
"poo"
"I support this petition"
"w00t"
"Ooompa Loompa Doompitty Doo...Gene needs another body - will yours do?"
"HELLA"
"Willy Wonka needs a new body!"
"I support this petition"
"Willy Wonka Must Live On"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Do it."
""Where are all the white women at!""
"lol, wanker instead of wonker... wonka"
"Can i have his old body?"
"I support this petition"
"Well, you know, yeah, I think it's an absolute travesty for this, you know, legend to not be bound to this mortal coil. I propose we give him George W. Bush's body, yeah, because not only do I feel Gene would be a better, ultra-magnanimous leader, you kno"
"I support this petition"
"Gene Transplant...thats funny"
"Normally I'm against these sort of things, but Gene Wilder deserves this."
"boodoom chick a chickaboodoom chick a chickaboodoom"
"I support this petition"
"It's Alive!"
"Huzzah!"
