Get Jonathan his Jism Back!

GET JONATHAN HIS JISM BACK! This petition humbly requests that the relevant authorities take all necessary action to return Jonathan to full fertility. Notwithstanding his personal desire to splas... continue reading »

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Harry Monk · SE69 29 December 2010

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Dale Emery · Sacramento 8 January 2010

"I'm pretty sure I don't have any of Jonathan's jism, so I'm not sure how I can help with this effort. Yours in fecundity, Dale"

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