Get My Girlfriend Back
I am writing this petition in protest to my girlfriend breaking up with me. Lets get us back together!! The more people that sign this, the better chance I have! (not really but it will make me feel b... continue reading »
"take him back bish"
"goin thrugh the same thing"
"Everyone needs a chance. Come on give him another chance he'll do better take it from a celebrity like me."
"I know why you are upset....she is a wildcat between the sheets. She put the suck in "...golfball through a hose""
"God Dammit, that bitch done gived me the genital warts real bad like, and you want her back?"
"Saw it on TechTV, I agree, babe, get back together. :)"
"i hope i can get a girlfirend."
"why, why, why.... as long as your both having fun... (",)"
"im doing her right now"
"none"
"Yo Man, I know how it feels, mine turned to be a lesbian, go figure"
"I fully support this cause"
"Good Idea!"
"i hope u get your girlfriend back... you are a true player!"
"I don't feel sorry for you. At least you had a girl care about you at one time in your life! You can probably find some other girl to fuck very easily. I'm too much of a fucking loser! You should be happy you had a girlfriend. Fuck you!"
"Hey dude, ive just split up with mine. It might be best if you move on, she will respect you more for it."
"Good luck man, I've been there"
