Get My Girlfriend Back
I am writing this petition in protest to my girlfriend breaking up with me. Lets get us back together!! The more people that sign this, the better chance I have! (not really but it will make me feel b... continue reading »
"Take him back everyone should get a 2nd chance."
"im sorry for you"
"it was good"
"Good Luck!"
"I think thats weard that your girlfriend left you. I don't have one and its sucks. But when she going away thats must been the worst thing ever."
"Im available if u r a good man."
"drop the Trollip"
"Good Luck Man I Just Had My Baby Break Up With Me It's Not Fun"
"best of luck"
"Get My Girlfriend Back"
"Women are useless bitches existing for no purpose other than fornication and housework. They do not even deserve the pleasure of an orgasm. She was wrong in breaking up with you, a man, for you are superior to her, a pathetic woman. She'd best take you ba"
"Sure why not. Just rape her and that is all you need"
"Hey what's her number, I'll call and ask her to get back together with you, I swear! Come on man, how long have we known each other? .....wait."
"i had a girl leave me once because i have a 4 inch penis. but i didnt let it get to me. i found another women to play with it and she doesnt mind!!!"
"my huge balls itch"
"I AM HIS EX- and he slept with another girl, that cok i hate him and i'm never going back because of what he did, that PIG!-he hurt me so much."
"I love it. Great Petition. I've been in a boat like yours for about two years man, But at least you're taking the fight to new heights =) To the G/F: Meh, You made your decision, but why'd you have to make his?"
"nope"
"mate, i know how it feels, i got chucked today"
"i lost my girl i need her back i got to help you out"