Get the Old Lindsey Back

Dear Lindsey,

We liked the red hair, freckles, and decent-sized waist. The old you was hot. The new you is just kinda creepy. Please give up the white hair, clear face, and body so small we can see your heart beating. We're eager for the old Lindsey. Once again, just so you know this, the old you was a lot hotter.

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Goal

50 signatures

Goal: 50

Latest Signatures

4 October 2015

50. Stephanie Farrell | you go glenn coco!!

1 February 2015

49. Greg B | В

12 December 2014

48. Jade Em | She dosn't even look healthy anymore.

16 July 2014

47. Mike D | What happened?

27 April 2014

46. Lori Love | В

18 April 2014

45. Henry Malone | I support this petition

13 April 2014

44. Lenore Gutierrez | I support this petition

12 January 2014

43. Pete Z | It's not sexy too hear bones break- when you f*uck a chick!

5 November 2013

42. Filbert Irwin | Your pretty no matter what.

10 October 2013

41. Vijay Hamilton | Please go back to your more innocent-looking, sexier self. Please don't ruin my good memories of you...

29 April 2013

40. Matt K | В

9 April 2013

39. Geoffrey H | Please go back to being attractive.

14 March 2013

38. Mark S | I miss the old Lindsay with the curves and the hotness

29 January 2013

37. Sean P | Please Lindsay give us the old you!

25 November 2012

36. Williams Carson | WOOHOOO

2 October 2012

35. Estela L | Lindsey, u are my role model, due to you being one of the few girls who i was able to realte to, due to your curvy body and u helped me feel better about the way that i look

30 September 2012

34. Doug Mcfarland | It's just scary.

3 July 2012

33. Pag Freakingp | Dear god, I can't beat off to pictures of a swizzle stick! GET SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES, SO I CAN JERK MINE!

27 May 2012

32. Erika Hurley | I used to want to see you naked!

12 May 2012

31. B Arroyo | Please gain a little weight!!

24 March 2012

30. Nicole Buckley | I support this petition

13 February 2012

29. Prophet Costa | Funny, I'd still do her in the pooper. Even with her anorexia and blonde hair. I guess my taste in women is simply misguided.

2 February 2012

28. Jason B | I support this petition

26 December 2011

27. Ben M | I support this petition

31 July 2011

26. George Delacruz | В

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By: Queen Galvan

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Petition target:
Lindsey Lohan