Godpullingism should be taught in schools, for fairness to our children

The theory of gravity is only a theory! Our kids learn only something that can't be really proven and there are so many holes and contradictions within it! The theory of gravity says that every body attracts another! But if I put a football on my head it doesn't stick but falls down! That's like soo implausible!

That's why I think they should also be taught that there are viable alternatives!

This alternative is Godpullingism! See, it's really our omnnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent saviour God that pulls on everything to ensure that it doesn't fall off from Earth! No one can disprove that, and it's totally obvious (DON'T YOU SEE IT?!?), so there!

And gravity isn't even mentioned in the Bible! So it obviously doesn't exist and everybody who defends it is truly working for Satan to keep us off our path to the eternal glory of God!

So, sign my petition to include Godpullingsm in science classes because it's really a shame that a democratic and liberal society doesn't show both sides of the coin!

I pray for you all!