GX400...Just a myth, or merely just confused?

I hereby forbid the use of GX400s on any show, event, meeting, etc, etc, etc that includes the company of the undersigned and pompous author, Mike Chatten. This proclamation hereby, henceforth, quote the raven, nevermore, does clearly and in no uncertain terms decree the massive monoliths, formerly known as Dell GX400s, as being to large for my delicate, soft hands to schlep from room to room. [unless, of course, unnamed rental establishment provide three to four stout midgets, of height no to exceed 40 inches, to deliver said cinder blocks of computing on a gilded sled]







By signing the above, all claiments unavoidably agree to have wasted precious minutes of time in reading, and unhopefully, trying to comprehend the depths of boredom while sitting and waiting for winged transportation, etc, etc.