Has Sam changed?
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Has Sam changed since middle school?
According to recent studies it is clear that Sam has not changed since middle school. He starts and carries conversations as if he were still a child and makes irrelevant comments such as shaving his balls at random moments which shows that he may be secretly gay like Hitler... or he may in fact be Hitler... only smaller... way smaller... and hairier.
So lets once and for all make it clear that if Sam has changed and matured to be in such a complex society as ours. If not we will deport his ass back to Iran so he can serve in the military were he can be disciplined and spread his skills of Counter-Esterike.
According to recent studies it is clear that Sam has not changed since middle school. He starts and carries conversations as if he were still a child and makes irrelevant comments such as shaving his balls at random moments which shows that he may be secretly gay like Hitler... or he may in fact be Hitler... only smaller... way smaller... and hairier.
So lets once and for all make it clear that if Sam has changed and matured to be in such a complex society as ours. If not we will deport his ass back to Iran so he can serve in the military were he can be disciplined and spread his skills of Counter-Esterike.
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