Help get The Shins to take over the world!

The Shins are an amazing band. They have been making insanely good music for years now and I, hopefully along with many others, plan on making them known to the world. The Shins need to be recognized by every single person that has, has had, or will have access to their music in any way whatsoever. This is a petition to hopefully have The Shins take over the world forever...because theyre just that great! Even if they personally may not be able to take on the responsibility of the entire universe, at least we might be able to help spread their music to all willing to hear it.
By the way, if you are reading this and you are one of the members of The Shins...congratulations on being the best band ever. Much love from every fan!
So please, everybody sign this petition!
Also, you can visit The Shins at www.theshins.com to see that everything I say is true.