Help Re-shape Mike's Football Head

To all reading- Michael Coseo's head is shaped like a football.His neck would be the football tee. It is a very sorry thing to see. He looks like King Kong with more hair, sad , but so so true... There are kids who bully him and call him "Hey Arnold." This name calling makes him very ashamed. He is so embarassed that his giant headed ass goes home every night and he cuts his wrist with a plastic knife. WE MUST STOP THE BULLYING! This is the, "Help Mike get reconstructive surgery," petition. Would you like it if u looked like a football tee..his head is an oval...Some mean kids also tell their friends to,"go long," and pretend to grab Mike's head and throw it for a touchdown.If we get over 200 signatures, the local plastic surgeon has promised to put Mike's head under the surgery knife to help it look normal again, all for free.No longer will people get air pumps and put them in Mike's ear - trying to pump the football head up. No longer will people kick him in the head (trying to kick a field goal), in his sleep. So be a good person whether you know him or not and help us reshape his gigondo head...