Humour Keeps Us Sane, Mr. Franken

Dear Mr. Franken,

We have read your book "Lies and Lying Liars: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right" (or in some cases we have listened to you speak On Air, read your writings, etc.).

First of all, congratulations. You're humour is enlightening and you bring important issues to a layman's level.

And second of all, you're depressing me. What is wrong with the far right? Are they really that stupid? Are there a lot of them or are the idiots just incredibly vocal?

Okay, now that that's out of the way, I have a serious request for you.
In your book you mention that you're going to write another book entitled "I Fucking Hate Those Right-Wing Motherfuckers." Well, Mr. Franken, so do we. At least I, the author of this petition, am a moderate, and I still can't stand the far right. We are here to ask you to actually write this book. It doesn't have to be an entire book though, and there's no need to assemble TeamFranken again. Instead, it could be a novella, or perhaps a short story. Or, even better, it could be a collection of poetry inspired by Ann Coulter's idiocy.

Please, Mr. Franken, we implore you. Humour is the only thing keeping us sane.

In a time of such struggle you, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, and other such comedians are our only source of hope.

Mr. Franken, I implore you, write the book.

Thank you sir, and godspeed!