Hydrogen Monoxide Banning

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a dangerous chemical, odorless, colorless, tasteless. In the United States alone, 6,500 people die each year from inhaling it.

Long exposure to this chemical's solid form results in severe tissue damage. Excessive sweating and urination, bloating, nauseau, vomiting, and electrolyte imbalance are commonly associated with the ingestion of Dihydrogen Monoxide, and withdrawal by those dependent upon it is fatal.

It is an important component of acid rain, contributes to the greenhouse effect and erosion of our land, speeds up corrosion in metals, and has been found in excised cancer tumors.

It has caused millions of dollars in property damage, is dumped into our rivers and oceans, and is used for many industrial purposes beforehand. Pesticides are frequently comprised of this chemical, and even the most stringent washing cannot remove it.