Immediate Removal of Dusty Baker and Jim Hendry + instructions for Dennis Fitzsimons

We demand the immediate removal of Dusty Baker as manager of the Chicago Cubs and Jim Hendry as General Manager of the Chicago Cubs. We recommend that Charlie Cahill be named manager and GM or another... continue reading »

850 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (850 total)
276.
Adolfs T 20 October 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No That means: Dusty Baker and Jim Hendry are Jewish too."

277.
Charlie Isaworthlesspieceofs 14 October 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No He has less value than a turd coming out of my ass."

278.
Barry B 12 October 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I love you, Charlie! Muah! I would f.uck you, but my peepee's too small from all the roids that I've been taking. You wouldn't feel anything if I were to slide this thing up y"

279.
Charlies Matht 7 October 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie's Grade: F---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"

280.
Anthony D 30 September 2012

"I support this petition"

281.
Sammy S 28 September 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No beeessbooaall ben vewy goo tu me"

282.
Postsandnoonec 24 September 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No 100 posts and no one cares!"

283.
Bring Backjerrys 20 September 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No В"

284.
Jim Hendryanddustyb 13 September 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No We suck. That's all there is to it."

285.
Andy Seralolthel 26 August 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie, why did you ruin MY petition? This was MINE and since you ruined it, it's over. I'll be the manager and you can be left out in the rain you bum!"

286.
Charlies Lightningb 25 August 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie, I am spelled "lightning" ,not "hdjngtngn" ,not "gngtng" ,or "rtyghgng""

287.
Saddams C 22 August 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I once joined in the Goat and Charlie but Charlie said he was gay so I backed away."

288.
Darren B 21 August 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Leave my daddy alone :("

289.
Kenneth G 21 August 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I will sure in the hell cancel my subscription to the Chicago tribune"

290.
Wanna Firejustdustyandnotnecessarilyh 15 August 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Sign this, www.petitiononline.com/byedusty/petition.html"

291.
Gorilla W 13 August 2012

"Charlie, after lunch could you read me another poem about love?"

292.
Read T 5 August 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No It is the first day of school for this first grade class. The teacher starts off the year by telling all the kids that she is a Republican. She then asks the kids to raise the"

293.
Mister Sinisterakad 26 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No "Soylent Green is people!... people!" "Mmmmmm.... Soylent Green.""

294.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Lowery 21 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

295.
Richard H 16 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I'm a rookie. Bite me."

296.
Derrek L 14 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie Cahill= TEH SUXXORZ!!!!!!!!!!1111111111"

297.
Mikey L 11 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No D Lee Is GOD"

298.
Cubs Lovetolickdonkeyc 11 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Derek Lee and ARAM Lick each other's balls"

299.
Farsouthsoxfan Mcintyre 4 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Dusty Baker sucks!"

300.
Adolfs T 2 July 2012

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Translation: This petition is very Jewish and will not work."

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