Immediate Removal of Dusty Baker and Jim Hendry + instructions for Dennis Fitzsimons

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Today, Charlie Cahill is going to teach us how to put makeup on a Dennis Fitzimmons dolly. He says he "practices" on himself sometimes. His mom says he usually does it after q"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No The Cubs suck."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No The Cubs are a big market team, so, spend like a big market team!"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Bite me Charlie"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Despite Pat Robertson's , I still love the Chicago Cubs and think that McFail is the most inept commisar I have ever seen!!!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I can't wait to see the Wrigley Field dugout."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Hey! We're both gay!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Me don't make enough money to play for ze cuubs anymore. Please pay my me more pesos"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Fire McFail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Cahill, do the world a favor and kill your self. you look like corky from life goes on. Choke on a lightning bolt loser."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No YEAH CHARLIE"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Why, you piece of [bleep]! You want a piece of me, you mother-[bleep]! I'm gonna kick your [bleep bleep], you [bleep]! [Violent fighting erupts]"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No [Fighting going on in background, audience yelling Jerry!, Jerry!, Jerry!] OK, we gotta go before the FCC sees this, but we'll see you all next time. So long, everyone."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie, I am against Rookie-Managers. No rookie-managers should EVER manage."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No i disagree ronnie.....i see you putting a lot of weight on me over the next three months"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I have wet dreams about Charlie every night."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I love you Charlie!!!"

"I support this petition"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No We should kill Dusty, Jim, and Dennis; and drop a bomb on Wrigley Field. Also, as for Kerry Wood's knee, that's called "divine justice". Oh, BTW, Charlie, when are you having "

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Hell yeah!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Let us all light the menorah. Baruch ata adonai. Eluhainu melachalom. A sher kidushanu ba mitz vo tav. Amen. Now Charlie goes to Jew-Hell."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No one, two, three, fo'!! I'll be there but don't forget your autonomy!"