Immediate Removal of Dusty Baker and Jim Hendry + instructions for Dennis Fitzsimons

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I am a fan and have been for 38 years. I will watch on tv but that is it."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I have been a Cub fan since 1945 and have never seen them play so poorly and complain about such stupid injuries , almost to the point that they would rather be on the D.L. th"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No How Much,,"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Make sure to fire us too, we haven't done sh1t for this offense."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Don't be hatin and don't call me by my slave name."

"I support this petition"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Look Charlie,I know you don't mean this.Why don't you start a "removal of Larussa" petition?"

"I support this petition"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No WIHTE STUFF IS CUMMNIG OUTA MY PNEIS JSUT THINKNIG ABUOT THIS SUTFF"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No PLEASE keep Dusty and Hendry, they gave my sorry ass a chance to play!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Give em Hell Charlie"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No i'm a virgin!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No sale the team to Mark Cuban"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Maybe this isn't such a good idea."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie wants to have a hot orgy with the entire 40-man roster, Dusty, and Hendry."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Trade C. Patterson and K. Wood"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No sCRUB Cubs need a change!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Dusty has not imrpoved any aspect of the cubs game. Not pitching, nothing."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No charlie, come back to bed dear, its time for your medicine"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No В"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I once saw Charlie French-kiss the Goat."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I don't think the "real" jerry springer or the "real" oprah or dr. phil really signed that! I think those are fake names! ***gasp***"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I want to be the pitching coach and will work with Charlie."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Bite me Charlie"